Porn Machine

So, there are these thing on or under our desks, or on tables in front of us in coffee shops... Things connected to wires, or radio waves, some how connected to other computers through some wild electronic webbing. Did you realize these contraptions can be used for more than just gossip finding, reading blogs, and watching people take a bat in the balls on video sharing sites?

Why just this morning I read up on (and watched) the most recent debates, finding more about the presidential candidates, and last night I exercised my fingers, as I started teaching myself how to play remedial piano, and relearning how to read notes on the Treble Clef thingy-dooey...

Step one - Relearn how to read music.
Step two - Learn how to read the Bass Clef.
Step three - Learn where notes are on the keyboard.

I did say "remedial." I don't imagine I'll be playing with two hands or entire songs any time soon, but within a few days I'll be able to plunk out a melody and learn how to sing a few simpler songs, without having to pay $50.00 an hour to have someone plunk out the melodies for me.

The keyboard I purchased also came with some sort of learning software DVD, but I'm embarrassed to say that all those buttons and functions and lights and whammie gizmos is a little intimidating on day one.

Quiche Clef-t ~ Tom Kiesche

I try to not change things in these posts once they're posted, but it has been pointed out that Clef does not have a "t" on the end... So I went back and fixed it.